Yahoo! Soul Search

My brother is a writer at The Onion. They just released this yahoo-related story today, seen on the homepage and directly. It has some good quotes:

using the user-friendly interface already familiar to Yahoo fans.

Early reviews from consumers have been overwhelmingly positive.

linked to the pre-existing Yahoo network—instantly leading the soul-searcher to pertinent information on HotJobs, Yahoo! Shopping, and Yahoo! Travel—making it possible for users to reconfigure their entire lives with one easy soul search

Yahoo is developing a search engine which will allow its estimated 300 million users to find their one true soulmate.